[Masturbation] is the microwave meal of sex.

“And it’s healthy for you.

 
A lady’s front butt is called a gunt.
 just saw HP. WANTED MORE SNAPE.

just saw HP. WANTED MORE SNAPE.

(Source: blackbruise)

 I recognise that fake subway. coversheet: Just eatin fake subway. Saturday night GO

I recognise that fake subway.

coversheet:

Just eatin fake subway.

Saturday night GO

 
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Midnight baked goods.